Friday, October 17

INAUGURAL PRESS RELEASE!

Greetings, Citizen!

We work hard for the Homeland. We are endowed by our crforefathers. We are the land of the ■■■■, the home of the brave. Don't you deserve a news source that's just as well-endowed, open and fearless?

To this end, we will collectively ■■■■■■■■ to bring you the latest and most acceptable source of information in the Union. Current events, war updates, weather, ■■■■■■, entertainment, economic equality - it's all here, and it's all been approved.

From sea to rising sea, we hear you. From the quarantined zones of ■■■ ■■■■■■■■ to the golden streets of New Vegas, your longing has not fallen on deaf ears. History has shown us that nothing can stand in the way of the power of millions of voices calling for change!

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